MARCH 2007 NEWSLETTER

Greetings Bastards and Bitches,

At 8:30 AM, the sun was climbing and the air still laden with the night’s dew and moisture. Thin clouds in the blue sky above seemed to advertise a great day ahead. My lightweight leather jacket was comfortable and perfect for the ride on the Harley to the Moose to drop off some last minute supplies for the registration crew. The date was 2/24/07 and the occasion was COBB Chapter Ones’ Second Annual Pre-Daytona Bash. Set-up crews from the Chapter and the Moose done their homework and were prepared for the arrival of a few or many. Three bucks for the breakfast buffet was awesome and enjoyed by most.

At one point during the registration one of the Moose members commented, “In the old days bikers would have ridden right into the lodge.” and in a few short minutes the dance floor was filled with bikes.

At 11:59 AM as planned 128 motorcycles departed on the first leg of the 89 mile ride. The road guards did a fine job keeping our feet up on the non-stop ride to Kenansville. Back Road Master Al did a good job mapping the route and leading the pack safely & only having to wake HB Newt twice! The chase vehicle had a port-o-let on the trailer and what a great idea it was. It turned out, the plumbing at our stop was out of order. One guest rider commented, “I gotta hand it to you guys, you think of everything!”
The second leg of the ride went smooth and we safely arrived at East Lake Fish Camp to find another 60 to 80 bikes that didn’t make the ride. Dr. Jay (Bless his heart for his two days plus of prep and pre-cooking) had the meal ready to go. The Pork would fall apart when looked at and the tender, seasoned to perfection grilled chicken, was second to none. Nobody walked away hungry, thanks to Jay’s set-up and serving crew.

After the meal the games began. Several games on the agenda had to be cancelled due to the many contestants in the “Weinie Bite” and “Barrel Roll.” Kudos go to our man, “SAM” and crew, for one a hell of a job setting up and running them. DJ John who MC’d the event, kept everyone’s attention till the band took stage. He also ran the last two contests during band breaks, (Pole in the Hole and Stick Cleaning) and had everyone roaring with laughter. He (DJ John) also amazed us as an auctioneer. Whatever the contest, all who entered were winners in our book. VP Hoghead was all over the place spreading the word, “It’s all good!” and helped out wherever help was needed. 2nd VP ET also did a great job of being a utility guy. The balloon booth was very popular where for a buck a dart, participants received the prize inside the busted balloon. Special thanks to the merchants and all who donated these items.
Our “Poster Child Jasen” diligently attended the chapter merchandise table so all who desired could get any COBB stuff needed or for a souvenir of the event. Helpers Giggles and Carlos were an asset throughout the event. Key players, Roland & Spike Mike were involved with everything from start to finish.

Jeanie, Colleen, Kyle and Donna did a hell of a job with their non-stop purveyance of the spirit and the prize balloon booth. Matching the hours of everybody’s sweetheart Beverly was unparalleled, who kept the records and worked the ticket booth for the committee. Head Bastard Newt said committee chairman Frank deserved the Silver Star for putting the event together. Good grief, no matter what, somebody will be overlooked in these credits. If you aren’t listed, let me know and we’ll somehow try to make it up to you. Roger, Dan, Anita, Curby, all Scott’s, Geno, Danielle, Shubbie & Shubett, Nicole, Ron, Tom, Minnesota, Corrina, Duck, Pebbles, the other Al, Membership Chairman RJ, Jimbo, Frankie D., Butch and the Forrester crew.
When the band (Detour, good job gang!) quit it was off to the tents, RV and cabins where Cobbraderie continued for a few. What a great day and night. Sunday morning was not as enthusiastic as Saturday for most. Some had breakfast, some had hangovers (only one or two) and all slowly gathered their belongings and headed home with a memory not soon to be forgotten. If you missed this one. . . . . . . . . . . you missed it!

A few other noteworthy events in February were: The “Wild Hair Up Yer Ass Ride” (you can bett yer ass there’ll be another.) Along this line we are getting together a call list for last minute & spontaneous rides. To be on the list contact Carlos (321) 443-2066. The visit to Cherry Pockets, Saltwaters 100/0 drawing of over two grand, CMA’s Biker Sunday and our trip to the Forresters. We need riders to escort the traveling Vietnam Wall the morning of March 9th. Check the website or Hotline for meeting time & place.

Reminder: April is Nomination and Election of a 3 year trustee and elections to fill appointed vacated positions. Nominations 1st meeting, with final nomination & election at the second meeting. We will also vote on revision to the constitution at the second meeting in April. Proposed changes will be posted in the April newsletter.

A Kissimmee Bike Nite is on the drawing board. Call VP Hoghead for ideas and suggestions. (407) 460-6511. 

ANOTHER REPEAT: Dues notices are being mailed from the Home Society as your anonymously paid first year dues expire. Your continued membership is appreciated. Please note the following membership changes. All new members must be sponsored by a regular member and acknowledge they have read: “MC Club Basics.” These articles are posted under Protocol on Chapter One’s site: www.cflcobb1.com and posted under C.O.B.B. Pages – MC&RC FAQ on the C.O.B.B Society web site: www.cobbsociety.com Attach a photo copy of their Drivers License or official Identification to their application. 

Be sure to notify us of any change of address or email address. Use the Hotline, email or snail mail to any of the addresses on page one of this letter. If you need a shirt, patch or COBB merchandise, contact Bastard Jasen at (407) 398-4878. 

A few dates not far away we should be aware of. Time flies by and they will be upon us before we know it.
Rolling Thunder and Our 2nd Annual are important chapter functions.
DAYTONA BIKE WEEK – March 3rd thru 11.
Leesburg – April 27-29.
Thunder in the Smokies 4/27-29;
Thunder on the beach, Panama City, FL 5/3-5/6;
Myrtle Beach 5/11-5/20;
ROLLING THUNDER, Washington DC 5/26-5/27 (Perhaps this year. Plan on this awesome event);
Laconia 6/9-6/17;
Sturgis – 8/6-8/22;
CHAPTER ONE SECOND ANNUAL 9/28-9/30 (Bigger & Better than the first? ? ?);
Biketoberfest 10/18-10/22;
Roscoes Chili Challenge 11/2-11/4.

COMMITTEE CHAIRPERSONS ARE SOLICITED FOR THESE EVENTS – This ain’t the military and it’s okay to volunteer. If you don’t volunteer, you may be appointed ! ! !

Happy Birthday to everyone having a birthday during the month of March !

Yours in the brother and sisterhood of C.O.B.B.,
Newt Neuciler,
Chapter One President, Head Bastard, King Korn, etc...
Administrator/Director of the C.O.B.B. Society International
 

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